how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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