How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think I died a long time ago.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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