this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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