I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
