What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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