id be glad to
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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