good tfln...but it would have been better i think if it was... "She just got in a car wreck. Glad to be alive sex is even better than break up sex." just take that extra 5 seconds to make it perfect.
This is actually very worthy of a post. To all you Americans who read this...please buckle up, if not for yourself...do it for your mates sitting round you. American TV doesn't show you what we see... imagine your head slamming into your friends head on the motorway going 70...yeah, it would probly bounce off and slam into another wouldn't it?
wreck sex, he was probably thinking, shit I could outlive a car accident, that herpy-gonna-syphillus whore can't hurt me! Being drunk enough to crash probably contributed too. Loser.
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