Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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