Non-Jews are for practice
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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