in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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