Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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