WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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