did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
