4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I bet he comes in French.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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