This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
