Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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