I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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