If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize