You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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