Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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