I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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