is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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