I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
