and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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