do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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