I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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