is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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