Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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