You're completely useless in the revolution.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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