i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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