it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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