the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
