there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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