dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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