i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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