I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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