im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Dick very happy bro
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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