I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
