Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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