it wasn't lemon gatorade
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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