i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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