What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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