just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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