I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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