8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Floor bacon is actually really good
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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