who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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