Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
You were trust falling into bushes
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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