He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
