By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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