belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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