gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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