Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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