My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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