Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
the raccoons are back...
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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