walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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