I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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