He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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