Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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