He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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