Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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