What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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