Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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